[Intro]
Oh
Jesus Christ
Ah
Woah, Kenny!

[Verse 1]
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny
Suckin' on his rusty pennies
Ooh
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny
Tradin' in his ones for twenties

[Chorus]
La, la, la
Why, why, why, why?
Kenny's got laser knives comin' out of his eyes
La, why, why, why, why?
Kenny's got thirty-five billion Slip N' Slides

[Post-Chorus]
Kenny!
Likes sucking on pennies
Kenny!
Likes sucking on penny-penny-penny-penny-shit
Ooh
[Verse 2]
Juno fell in to the pool at Kenny's house
And Kenny refused to get wet
Juno took a shit on Kenny's gray cloud couch
And Kenny refused to pick it up

[Chorus]
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
Kenny's got sweet potato pies in the microwave
Why, why, why, why?
Kenny never uses his bathtub to wash his face

[Post-Chorus]
Oh, Kenny
Oh, Kenny
Kenny-Kenny-Kenny-shit