I'm the jewel of the pulpit
Never let it be known
I'm taking extra precautions
Slipping down the middle
For the five hundredth time
I could explode a campus bottle
And make it stop on a dime
Ow ow!

I'm the electric shock elect
A perpetual button
I emplace a reject
Sources that surround me
Have instructed the cue
Oh well I think it's time we meet
So without further ado
Ow ow!

Elect
Elect