[Intro: James Wilson Taylor & Awsten Knight]
We're backstage in London today
Look who stopped by
It's only Waterparks
How are you guys?
It's me!

[Verse 1]
I don't tell you how to wake up and be a dumb bitch every day
So how about you stay out of my lane?
No, my whole freeway
Instead of trying to explain how I should do my job
Or speak my truth
I wanna win a Grammy in a suit
But instead I'm in a straitjacket in my room
How the hell did I end up in Hell right next to you?
I can't tweet that I wanna kill myself
But if I put it in a song, that shit goes hard as hell
So what the fuck is up?

[Pre-Chorus]
You deserve a couple bad hair days
And I hope that your car's AC breaks
I'd like it if you cracked your phone screen
But I'd like it even more if you called mе
You deserve a couplе bad hair days
And I hope that your car's AC breaks
I'd like it if you cracked your phone screen
But I'd like it even more if you called me
[Chorus]
'Cause I like it
'Cause I like it
'Cause I like it
'Cause I like it
Yeah, I like it

[Verse 2]
(Ummmm)
I feel cursed on tour with a big smile on
Do I do this for a living or a death?
It's like, I wanna get away but I'm put in these situations
Where instead of being creative, I'm making business decisions
Like me stopping [bleep] from fucking us over
And if they're mad at this
Then you can tell them that I wasn't sober
But I was

[Pre-Chorus]
You deserve a couple bad hair days
And I hope that your car's AC breaks (bitch)
I'd like it if you cracked your phone screen (ba-da-da ba-da-da)
But I'd like it even more if you called me
You deserve a couple bad hair days
And I hope that your car's AC breaks
I'd like it if you cracked your phone screen
But I'd like it even more if you called me
[Chorus]
'Cause I like it
'Cause I like it
'Cause I like it
'Cause I like it
Yeah, I like it
'Cause I like it
'Cause I like it
'Cause I like it
'Cause I like it
Yeah, I like it

[Outro: James Wilson Taylor & Awsten Knight]
You think about themes of the album
You think about themes of the tour that's upcoming
You think about new music that might be worked on
What would you say is going to be the next colour of your hair?
I'm gonna shave my fucking head!