I know a fellow
A fellow can make your life so mellow
There's one like him in every town
He's half a man and half a clown
Umbriago
Could be mayor of New York
And of Chicago, hoo-hoo
Umbriago
Raises cane from Portland
Maine to Santiago
When you worry
Better send for Umbriago in a hurry
He's got lots of time
That's all he spends is time
He never spends a dime
So when you feel low
Better send for my friend
Umbriago