[Intro]
Yo, if you really out here
Can we get some Klappas in the chat?
Heh, we the real deal
Check it, alright, uh

[Verse 1: Mitch Jones]
Yo, I'm the realest motherfucker on the street
You be looking at me, Hotted just tryna' get a skeet
And he's hitting on these girls and they wearing them sketchers
They looking so nice and they be wearing the feathers
Hotted, you a nice dime I gotta say
I look at you, man, and maybe I am 1% gay
I don't know, I'm just here because I got the flow
Going bald? I don't know, it's all good baby let's go
"Just do it" Shia LaBeouf tried to tell me so
I was like: "Fuck it man I think I'm gonna blow"
I'm tryna be the realest YouTuber in the world
Maybe one day I'll fuck that motherfucking girl
Emjanee on my D, Taymoo on my D
I'm just looking at them all like: which one taking me?
I don't know, I'm just sitting here, tryna' get some bread
And yes I'm... I'm getting some head

[Hook]
Bars, yeah, we really out here
We the realest motherfuckers to hit this deal
If you fuckin' with me, then you should follow the stream
I'm on 26 hours of no fucking sleep
You say I'm fucking gay and I do not ditch
But guess what? Let's see you stream to all these fucking kids
You'll be up here like: Oh my god I'm going so crazy
I'm like: Bitch shut up! You're ditching us daily
[Bridge]
Fuck it! I'm the realest fucking bitch in the game
Keep it 100
Yeah, me and Thotted89, we really out here
You guys just plebs
Alright, Verse 2 baby, let's hit it, ye

[Verse 2: Mitch Jones]
Yo, I'm the man of the town, I'm the man of the hour
I'm looking at your girl, and I think I'll buy her a flower, yo
Sodapoppin be calling me like:
You mitch you wanna do 42-0? I need some fucking stream content, bro
And I'm like: Yo, I think I got you dawg
But let me just go back to what I was doing all day
And that's fucking grinding rank 1 like i got nothing left to say
Chucky D is like: Yo Mitch, i won't play with you
You not the real deal, I think I'm fucking through with you
And I'm like: Yo that's so fucked up dude
I just wanna be your dude, I just wanted to hang out
No
Since day one man you been my baws throughout
Yo Hotted, take it with a weezy
I think I'm outta this beat
Fuck this shit yo
I'm done streaming
[Outro: Hotted89]
You heard him, boys
We done