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Salgexicon
(Salgexicon, Salgexicon, Salgexicon, Salgexicon)
Born in dragon's blood
Raised by a sorcerer
He learned the magic
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A tear from his eye
As his mentor died
Teleported him to safety
Salgexicon, Salgexicon
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Now he fights evil
With his best of friends
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They all have each other to the very end
Adventurer roll call!
Scarla the war witch, slices and dices
Her magic is deadly
She’s also the sister of Salgexicon
(For glory!)
Ardus the Magnificent smashes things up
He throws down his mace
And things explode to the sky
(Onward!)
Skurdgvrm the dwarf has a big axe
That's pretty much all
There is to know about him
(Look to the horizon!)
Then there’s Bessie the undead minotaur
She reeks of undead flesh and smells really bad
But the others try not to say anything
(*Minotaur Noise*)
And of course there's the leader of this group
Who needs no introduction
His deeds of greatness and compassion
Travel the land
He is known all around and everywhere as
Salgexicon (Salgexicon)
Vanquishing evil wherever he goes
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Saving everybody from all the bad guys
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Save me, save us
Salgexicon, Salgexicon
Sorcerer of great
Salgexicon, Salgexicon
You'll always be in our hearts
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His tears of magic always save the day
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A truer friend and companion there never was
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Sal-gex-icon and friends
(And Bessie the Minotaur)