[Verse 1]
It was in the local paper:
"We will cure your every phobia at Devil Lake Sanitarium
We will make you feel you're right at home"

[Chorus]
No more sleepless nights
No more unpleasant sights
We can recreate paradise
And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing

[Verse 2]
It only took about a minute's time
For poor old Harry to make up his mind
So he headed for Devil Lake
Knowing doctors were awaiting him

[Chorus]
No more sleepless nights
No more unpleasant sights
We can recreate paradise
And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
[Harry:]
"My name is Harry and I am from the country side
I'm looking for a doctor, Eastmann is the name."
[Dr. Eastmann:]
"We welcome you with open arms
We have all been looking forward to have you here
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
You must always sign a special paper first."

[Harry:]
"I will sign anything just to get rid of my fears
I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?"

[Dr. Eastmann:]
"Right here on the dotted line
This will give me all the freedom I need for you
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
You know we are the very best at what we do
Oh yeah hahahaha!"

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Now that we have got his signature
I think it's time to start the Eastmann Cure
So put him in the straight
I think Room 17 is still our whitest room

[Chorus]
No more sleepless nights
No more unpleasant sights
We can recreate paradise
And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing