I just got the news, I understand you're married
While your friends are congratulating you
I'll add my two cents and I'll convey my feelings
So here's wishing all the worst of luck to you

May the troubles that you have all be big ones
I hope every dress he buys you turns to blue
May your life with him be one big mess of heartaches
Oh, here's wishing all the worst of luck to you

I hope everything he touches start to hurting
'Cause I know that he'll be touching you a lot
If you think I want revenge well, you're right, I really do
So, here's wishing all the worst of luck to you

May your life with him be one big mess of
Oh, here's wishing all the worst of luck to you
Yes, here's wishing all the worst of luck to you