[Verse]
I remember a girl from the Salvation Army
Walked into the barroom last night
Well, she took out her Bible and sat down beside us
And proceeded to show us the light

[Chorus]
Well, we must've been drunk
When we said we'd stop drinking
A double shot over the line
Oh, we had to be drunk
Lord, what was we thinkin'?
Well, we must have been out of our minds

[Verse]
Well, I rolled a smoke, as she read us a scripture
St. Peter, St. Luke, and St. Paul
And I said, "How come your talkin' about walkin' on water
To two drunks who can't even crawl?"

[Chorus]
Well, we must've been drunk
When we said we'd stop drinking
A double shot over the line
Lord, we had to be drunk
Lord, what was we thinkin'?
We must have been out of our minds
[Verse]
I was down on my knees, the last I remember
She was prayin' me back to the fold
And I might have promised that I'd give up the bottle
But Jack Daniels walked off with my soul

[Chorus]
Well, we must've been drunk, Hag
When we said we'd stop drinking
A double shot over the line
Lord, we had to be drunk
Lord, what was we thinkin'?
We must have been out of our minds

[Chorus]
Hag, we must've been drunk
When we said we'd stop drinking
A double shot over the line
Oh, we had to be drunk
Lord, what was we thinkin'?
Well, we must have been out of our minds