(Note: This is a duet song)

Toby:
Look at little Tim Tim
Sleeping so soundly
WAKE UP TIMMY
WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!
Don't be scared Timmy or he'll eat you
Monsters smell fear
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch
(it's a) SAFETY TORCH!
Put it in your hallway
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks

Timmy:
But my house is on fire!

Toby:
Shhh!

Tim Tim
Things are looking grim grim
But lucky for you you
I've come with a solution!
It's your lucky day
SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath
SAFETY WATER!
First one on the house!

-talk time-

Timmy:
Heh, I see what you did there
First one's on the house

Toby:
Heh heh yeah
Just the first one though

Timmy:
What?!

Toby:
But it took quite a few
So those...
...Plus all that safety torches...

Timmy:
No!

Toby:
Let's like, let's just call it like 500 bucks

Timmy:
I don't have 500 bucks!

Toby:
Oh that's fine I'll bill your parents

Timmy:
No!

Toby:
Thanks for your time go on back to sleep
Have a good night

Timmy:
My parents are gonna kill me...