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And there was a war in heaven

Where demon fought against angel

And angel fought against demon

In an epic pillow fight

That lasted all night

Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep

And they need it more than most

Honestly probably wouldn't help

Block a demon axe

Angel bumble bee stressed out

Axe gets pressed out

Angel takes the rest out

Golden armour sucks

The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring

But its not high enough

Death's lack of a mouth

Led to depression

And he has a lot of pent up aggression

Demon take their mouths for granted

Stab them in the chest switch to two handed

Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon!

Giant robot demon smack

Cut the robot blood is black

Robot pushed the hero back

Ready for the big attack

Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated

But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it

At least it gets shaded

Is that a cloud? No

Launch in slow-mo

Main guy and some tree trunks

Travel from left to right

Hit a wall! Stop!

You got a boss to fight

Never mind, holy s*** what the f***

You're screwed

Just by stepping on the ground he launched you

And if he had a mouth

He'd be screaming

But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the

Pent up aggression out on

He starts to now run

With his underground undead horsey

Who glows green with love

Dive onto saddle

Ride into battle

Horsey looks mad-dle

He has horns that'll

Impale all the demons

Kill them while he runs

They'll kill everyone

Even the trees aren't safe

The killing has begun

1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead

Make it rain bones

Fall like the DOW Jones

That joke took me hours to write

Try to hide the green light below

Or the giant demon will notice you are following

And jump

Use your throw hand

Which also glows he must have suspicion

You'll probably fail this stealth mission

Who cares your freakin' Death

Kill everyone

If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you

Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you

Your wings are pointless

But that scythe is overpowered

Death should be nerf'd

Boss shakes the Earth

Stick the landing where'd his clothes go?

Now they're even

Except one has a mouth

Show off

Someone's gonna get a double dose of death

Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2

Death lives