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Irrational Games, With A Spiky Chess Piece Behind It

Darkness, Bubbles, Background lights up

Shadows become, underwater, tree-eee-eees

Swim through the sea, so faaast

Like the Usain Bolt of the sea

Or is it Ūsain?

A big, daaa-ddy

There's an underwater, ciiii-ty

Sea monster!

City lights up

It's a gold fish

Cameraman is shouting bubbles

Cameraman needs to come up for air

Much better… OR NOT!

Thrown, hit the ground

Blurry hand, look up

Ocean not so big

Big daddy not so big

THAT THING IS

Giant evil robot hand grabs your head

But he has a heart

Don't try and grab it

Or he'll throw you out the wi-ndow!

Slow motion lasts till you look down, so don't look down

DON'T LOOK DOWN, DON'T LOOK DOWN

You're lucky there's a blimp, GRAB IT!

Hit it rolling backwards, there's a handle

But its to far away!

HUH-RIP the blimp, don't look down!

Why'd you look down?!

Now you've got one hand

Look around, floating town…

Tell a baby to talk to the hand

There's a man on the bal-cony, talking to him-self!

Cue Epic Music!

Floating building, wants to be, higher than, the other ones

So it booooosts itself!

Ripping Noise?!

It's not looking good!

Down he goes, onto a levitating nest of, de-thorned roses!

Float into the arms of a buxon sorceress

Who's your daddy?

ME!

Oh. My Bad

That's a shame; she had an amazing pair of

Bioshock Infinite... s