[Voiceover]
1PM, he's still in bed
Hearing singing in his head
Look at the clock, he's late
For a job he'll lose soon at this rate
Trip on the sheet, hit the floor, start crawling
Look at the phone, your boss is calling

[Tobuscus]
Who is that?

[Voiceover]
Go to the kitchen, look for snacks in the cabinet
But there's just plates

[Tobuscus]
Dude!

[Voiceover]
That's where he keeps his plates, he knows that

[Tobuscus]
Shut up!

[Voiceover]
Open up the freezer to get some snackages
Two Hot Pockets sandwich packages
[Tobuscus]
What is this, a Hot Pockets commercial? Why is the music so disproportionately epic?

[Voiceover]
There's a force field on the freezer 'til he reads the label
Then he can grab the box and go to the table

[Tobuscus]
Dude, I gotta go to work now!

[Voiceover]
There's always time for reading when it leads to eating

[Tobuscus]
Okay. Limited Edition Cuban Style and Spicy Beef Nacho

[Voiceover]
SING IT!

[Tobuscus]
No!

[Voiceover]
SING!

[Tobuscus]
Limited Edition Cuban Style and Spicy Beef Nacho!
How’d you make me do that??
[Voiceover]
Phone rings, your boss is calling
Decline boss and sing ingredients

[Tobuscus]
Roasted Pork, Hickory Ham
Mm, mm! Pickles, Swiss cheese, I am
At a loss of words, I never heard
Of béchamel sauce, but I'm sure it's great

[Voiceover]
It is great!

[Tobuscus]
I figured

[Voiceover]
Now sing what's in the Spicy Beef one
And sound like me this time

[Tobuscus]
Spicy beef and the cheese of the nacho
Sauce and a touch of the jalapeño
Okay, can I cook these now?

[Voiceover]
I've already cooked one, it's okay, you're welcome!
[Tobuscus]
You already… you cooked them? Oh, thanks

[Voiceover]
Eat it now!

[Tobuscus]
I was walking, I was gonna sit down myself
Ah!
Just… let me eat… at my own pace! Okay?

[Voiceover]
Limited Edition, soon you'll be wishing
They'd be here forever
Now sing about the flavor

[Tobuscus]
I can’t, my mouth’s full

[Voiceover]
Now!

[Tobuscus]
Did you just make me swallow??

The beef is beefy, the spice is spicy
The jalapeño compliments the onions nicely!

[Voiceover]
Now sing about the other one

[Tobuscus]
Cuban Style makes me smile
Too bad it'll be gone in a while
I'm going to the store to hoard up a pile