[Intro]
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
(What a douche, what a douche, what a douche)

[Verse 1]
You've been talking about yourself for hours
I keep quiet, try to act like you're wow
But now, I'm done and you're wondering why, don't you?
Hey, I like your pretty flowers
Oh, well, thank you, sir, but their not yours
Give me my pills and just let me go, I'm gone

[Chorus]
Oh-oh, you're a douchebag
You walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
Oh-oh, you're a douchebag
You walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douchе, what a douche, what a douche

[Verse 2]
You mansplain me, say I talk too loud
Somеhow, you always seem to put me down
But I keep laughing at your stupid jokes, ah-ah, ah
Teardrops, try to pick myself up
Roam around the streets like a dog
When you ask about me, I'll be long gone, run, run
And you should know that I will never come back
[Chorus]
Oh-oh, you're a douchebag
You walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
Oh-oh, you're a douchebag
You walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche

[Post-Chorus]
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche

[Bridge]
Are you scared of being brokenhearted?
Do you cry when nobody is watching?
Who are you when you're alone?
Are you scared of being brokenhearted?
Do you cry when nobody is watching?
Who are you when you're alone?

[Chorus]
Oh-oh, you're a douchebag
Walk around like you're the big man
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
Oh-oh, you're a douchebag (Douchebag)
You walk around like you're the big man (Big man)
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
[Post-Chorus]
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche
What a douche
(What a douche, what a douche, what a douche)

[Chorus]
Oh-oh, you're a douchebag (Douchebag)
You walk around like you're the big man (Big man)
Never talk about my feelings
What a douche, what a douche, what a douche

[Outro]
(What a douche, what a douche, what a douche)
(What a douche, what a douche, what a douche)
(What a douche)