Jak Tripper
Whiskey Dick Skit (Alien Head Alan)
-Cause you're really drunk. You smell like..Ugh what did you drink?
-Whiskey
-I could tell
-Yeaahhh
-(Laughing)
-What are you laughing at?
-You're making me drunk off of your breath
-That's bullshit
-I'm getting a bit tipsy
-You can get tipsy off of my semen
-(Laughing) Lovely
-(Drunken laughing)
-You have any other choice phrases you wanna add to the..?
-I don't know. You want to make me some ?? with some, with stuff?
-Make some stuff?
-I don't know what I'm saying. Why is it ??? ??? ???
-Because you're drunk and sleeping through a party
-Oh my god there's midgets around
-There midgets around?
-Midgets! I want a midget!
-Remember that dork ??...
-Oh isn't this lovely?
-Lucky
-Ooh fantastic
-(Laughing)
-Alright ?? ??. I want a midget named lucky
-A midget named Lucky?
-Yes
-Oh. Maybe you'll get lucky
-Have I..