[Trott, Smith, Ross]
The year is 2059
The world is in ruin
A dust-cloud billows over the mega metropolis of Slough
The new capital of the Broken Kingdom
No longer united
The US of A is gone
Completely
It's totally fucked

Soaring through the sky a Crocochopter
Scaly plates armouring its core
As a Crococaptain pilots the Crococopter
(What's he doing?)
It soars over the-
The megatopolis of Slough, the vertical city of the clouds
The cloud so dense, like Venus
That the entire population of Slough, Mega Slough
Now rests in zorb-like ecospheres
But are under threat from the Crococopters

The mutated, horrible mixture
Genetics half-crocodile, half-human
Or what used to be
They rain hell
Crocomissiles
Penetrating the eco-spheres of Mega Slough
(I can't
Where are you going?
I don't know!)

[Smith]
Mega Slough was the last bastion of humankind
With the previous remnants escape into the stars aboard Elon Musk's starship
One man stands atop a spire in Mega Slough
Within his ecosphere's orb
They called them slorbs
He looks to the stars for any sign of Elon
And his Tesla mothership

[Trott]
Elon
Save the Sloughians
Save the world
Of Earth

[Smith, Trott, Ross]
'Kay. Yeah, thats the- thats the intro. Thats the intro done. So you set the scene okay. So, basically-
If you didn't get the jist of that
There's a place called Mega Slough, which used to be Slough. Its now the United Kingd- its the capital of- of England in the free world. Um- its in a- in a fight against croco- something another?

Crococopters is the-
Crococopters
Thats a vehicle, surely! Crocozoids? Crocomen?
Um
Yeah wha- what would you rather?
Crocomen?
Crocomen
Crocomen
The Crocomen Empire!

Yeah, I- I was thinking, you know, there's weird nuclear radiation in the air-
Right, okay, yeah
And it fused with the- the most-
The longest living creature (yeah) that I know of is the crocodile-
Obviously, easy right that's science right there, bam
Doesn't have to evolve, so. And the only way for humanoids to survive is to start experimenting, you know, and that experimentation went out of control-
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And- uh- let loose a population of Crocomen

Nice. And so Elon Musk took- before this great crisis that left the people within Mega Hull- Mega Slough, sorry. Hull's a different capital. Uh, city of culture. Uhm, Mega Slough- Elon took as many people as he could up into space in his mother-ship

And now a lone man- what should we call him?
Ivan?
Henwick
Henwick!
He's from the future guys, all right? That's- that- the name's in
Its- uh- it comes back around
It comes back around yeah
So Henwick the- is sat in his- on top of his spire in Mega Slough, looking up, and wondering if one day Elon Musk and his disciples would come back and save him