Chris Trott your penis is worryingly large
You scare men in the toilets
Oh god it's a toilet- that was so fucking quick!
We're in a toilet. How many of these things have you got lined up?

[Chorus]
I wanna be an airport now
Put me in an airport, airport
Put me in an airport, hurry
Put me in an airport, airport (Put him in an airport)
Put me in an airport, Sam

He'll keep requesting to be put in an airport 'til you put an airport in the background
Oh ah an airport time, airport time for me

It's Sam trying to get an airport
In the background of this image
It's Sam struggling with images on the internet
It's not the airport Sam!
It's still not that motherfucking airport (get a fucking airport)
In the background
Of this song

It makes me wonder why
You had a fucking toilet
So quickly in the background
Well, little did you know (now where is my airport)
He got the toilet before you go (shiny little airport)
And had it prepped before you came back (don't spoil this illusion for me)

It's an airport! It's a motherfucking airport! (Sam put the airport there)
He put an airport in the background (that's my favourite plane!)
Where- where are we flying? (wherever you wanna go!)
I wanna fly to Amsterdam (that's too expensive let's go to Spain first)
Okay we're in Spain
Can I have some sangria!
I'm very thirsty

I didn't exchange my currency
So please don't be angry at me
Can't afford the drink you want
But can you lick my knob?

It's a strange request
But I'll honour it
Just give me some GBP
I'll slip you some quid
If you can lick my nip
And we'll both not be parched anymore

Sangria! I want a bit of sangria
I want to run with the bulls
Is that in Spain?
I'm not particularly sure
The chore progression that I've chosen
We're in Madrid now, wow look at that

We're flying over Madrid to Spain
Ross is gone, somewhere in Madrid!
He's ran off to the central Madrid
He was cut out of the frame

Watch out, in Madrid
I hear they have a pickpocket problem
So watch out for your kids (what?)
Don't put your kids in your pocket!
They'll get stolen if you put a kid in that pocket
Chris have you got any travel tips for Madrid?

I've got a very big one in my pocket, just have a go on the nip!
It's my fucking penis in Madrid!
His Madrid penis is massive and it smells of Chorizo!
You don't have to bring the smell into it
But it's quite the lengthy knob
He knows