Voiceplay
The Little Mermaid Medley
(Intro)
I'll tell you a tale of a bottomless blue
And it's hey to the starboard, heave-ho
Look out lads a mermaid be waiting for you
In mysterious fathoms below

Fathoms below
-low ooooo

(Verse 1)
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?

I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more!

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up abo-bove
Out of the sea
Wish I could bе
Part of that world
(Verse 2)
Ariel, listеn to me
The human world is a mess

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea
Under the sea, yeah
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
(Woah, under the sea)

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they're soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
And oh that blowfish blow
Yeah!
(You dream about going under)
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter under the water
Ya' we in luck here
Down in the muck here under the sea
(Down here all the fish is happy)
Woah-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh!

(Bridge)
Poor child
Poor sweet child
(Who are you?)
Don't be scared
We represent someone who can help!

(Verse 3)
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed, pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells!"
(Ursula, please!)
And I help them
Yes, I do
Oh... But there is one more thing
We haven't discussed the subject, of payment
(But... I don't have any...)
Oh I'm not asking much
What I want from you is your voice

If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate SOUL!

Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me
Sing
Aa-aa-aah, a-aa-aah (keep singing)
Aa-aa-aah, a-aa-aah
Aa-aa-aah, a-aa-aah
Aa-aa-aah, a-aa-aah (Evil laughter)

(Verse 4)
Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and serve little fish!
First I cut of their heads
Zen I pull out their bones
Ah mais oui, ça see'est toujours delish!
Les poissons, les poissons
Hee hee hee, HaaW HaAw HaAw
With the cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes, don't you?

(Bridge)
Nothing is happening
Time for a little vocal
Romantic stimulation...

(Verse 5)
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Float along
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
The music play
Do what the music say
You gotta kiss the girl

You've got to kiss the girl
Why don't you kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl

(Verse 6)
What a lovely little bride I'll make
My dear I'll look divine! (ha-ha-ha)
Things are working out according to my ultimate design (ha-ha-ha)
Soon I'll have that little mermaid
And the ocean will be mine

Poor unfortunate soul...
NO!

Now we can walk
Now we can run
Now we can stay all day in the sun
Just you and me
And I can be
Part of your world!
(way-ohh oh oh)
(way-ohh oh oh)
(Sing it with me now)
Part of your world!

Pathetic