[Chorus: Kevin Russell & Alice Spencer]
I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit
We're a match made in heaven, it's plain to see
I don't give a shit about you
You don't give a shit about me

[Verse 1: Kevin Russell]
Nobody ever said I was a gentleman
Nobody ever said I wasn't mean
Nobody ever said
That I was right in the head
Nobody ever said I fly clean

[Verse 2: Alice Spencer]
Nobody ever said I was pretty
Nobody ever said I was sweet
But some have remarked
My bite is worse than my bark
Nobody ever said I was discreet

[Chorus: Both]
I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit
It's a match made in heaven, it's plain to see
I don't give a shit about you
You don't give a shit about me
[Verse 3: Alice Spencer]
I remember on our first date
You told me I was just the bait
For your old girlfriend
As she came walkin' in
I don't think we ever even ate

[Verse 4: Kevin Russell]
Nobody ever said we was compatible
Nobody ever said we's meant to be
No one ever suggested
We should in any way be connected
[?] [biblically?] [topically?]

[Chorus: Both]
I don't give a shit, you don't give a shit
Match made in heaven, it's plain to see
I don't give a shit about you
You don't give a shit about me

[Verse 5: Alice Spencer]
I remember that night in Nacogdoches
You tied me up and threw my keys away
I was too drunk to drive
And I was glad to be alive
But I had you arrested anyway
[Verse 6: Kevin Russell]
I remember that night in Amarillo
You went upside my head with a frying pan
I was laid up for days
In a hydrocodone haze
My forehead read "Made in Japan"

[Chorus: Both]
I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit
We're a match made in heaven, it's plain to see
I don't give a shit about you
You don't give a shit about me
I don't give a shit like you don't give a shit
A match made in heaven, it's plain to see
I don't give a shit about you
I don't give a shit about me
I don't give a shit about you
You don't give a shit about me

[Outro]
But baby, you're the one for me