[Verse 1]
It's been a week or so
I thought survival was impossible
You changed the locks and kicked me out the door
I traded our bed for my friend's basement floor
I saw what you took from me, waking up today
And I know your number's changed
But I say it anyway

[Chorus]
I have nothing, nothing without you
But a lot of sex, a little more money
No more stress and a whole lot of fun
Nothing, nothing without you
But somebody else would love me for myself
Feeling like new and I owe it to you
Thanks for nothing

[Verse 2]
Life is strange
Stranger than fiction written on the page
My own addiction worth a queen on may
Left me for dead but I'm alive again
Woah-oh-oh-oh-yeah
I don't need yesterday or your bills to pay
Too bad your number's changed
I would say it to your face

[Chorus]
I have nothing, nothing without you
But a lot of sex, a little more money
No more stress and a whole lot of fun
Nothing, nothing without you
But somebody else would love me for myself
Feeling like new and I owe it to you
Thanks for nothing

[Bridge]
Woah-oh-yeah
Thanks for nothing, ooh
'Cause my mama thought me say thank you
When you're left with nothing, say thank you
It's a brand new way to say fuck you
After all I've been through I gotta thank you for nothing
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh

[Chorus 2]
I have nothing, nothing without you
But a lot of sex, a little more money
Feeling like Hef in a million of bunnies
Nothing, nothing without you
But somebody else would love me for myself
Feeling like new and I owe it to you

[Outro]
Thank you for the freedom, thank you for last night
Though couldn't be there, but it was a good time
Thanks for the girls that never wouldn't met me
Begging me to do what you never wouldn't let me
Thanks for nothing