[Verse 1]
Simon Diamond sold his soul
Changed his name by deed poll
Started out as Simon Russell
Lived his life inside a nutshell

[Verse 2]
Couldn't take the public scorn
Changed from human to plant form
Now he's swapped his legs for roots
His arms and soil are in cahoots

[Refrain]
What will become of Simon Diamond?
Water himself, can't change the climate
What will become of Simon Diamond?
Water himself, can't change the climate

[Outro]
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Woo-hoo (that'll do)
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