Look at Phoebe, noble and pious, my esteem for her only grows
But when I am with Phoebe, I am on fire thinking of

Sibella, full of desire, passion, and--dare I say it--love
But when I'm with Sibella, whom do I admire? None but

Phoebe, perfect and lovely, who couldn't love her

Round and round and round and round and round it goes!

Oh, the memoirs! The memoirs! Oops, yes, what about the memoirs?!

Monty Navarro! How have you come so very far!
Monty Navarro! Too far to comprehend!
Monty Navarro! Do we know who you really are?
What will your future portend?
Monty Navarro!
Monty Navarro!
Monty Navarro!
Monty "D'Ysquith" Navarro!
I am the ninth earl of Highhurst
And this is not