[ANNIE, spoken]
Anything you could do I could do better.
[FRANK, spoken]
Ha!
[ANNIE]
I can do anything better than you
[FRANK, spoken]
No, you can't.
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK, spoken]
No, you can't.
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
[ANNIE, spoken]
No, you're not.
[FRANK]
Yes, I am
[ANNIE, spoken]
No, you're not.
[FRANK]
Yes, I am
[ANNIE]
No, you're not
[FRANK]
Yes, I am
Yes, I am
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
[ANNIE]
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
[FRANK]
I can live on bread and cheese
[ANNIE, spoken]
And only on that?
[FRANK, spoken]
Yep.
[ANNIE, spoken]
So can a rat.
[FRANK]
Any note you can sing I can sing higher
[ANNIE]
I can sing any note higher than you
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK, spoken]
How do you sing that high?
[ANNIE, spoken]
I'm a girl.
[FRANK]
Anything you can say I can say softer
[ANNIE]
I can say anything softer than you
[FRANK]
No you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes I can
[FRANK]
No you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
[ANNIE]
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
[FRANK]
I can open any safe
[ANNIE, spoken]
Without being caught?
[FRANK, spoken]
You bet.
[ANNIE, spoken]
That's what I thought, you crook.
[FRANK]
Any note you can hold I can hold longer
[ANNIE]
I can hold any note longer than you
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
Yes, you can
(spoken)
Where do you keep all that air?
[ANNIE, spoken]
Ugh.
[FRANK, spoken]
Oh...
(sung)
Anything you can say I can say faster
[ANNIE]
I can say anything faster than you
[FRANK, spoken]
No, you can't.
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
I can jump a hurdle
[ANNIE]
I can wear a girdle
[FRANK]
I can knit a sweater
[ANNIE]
I can fill it better
[FRANK]
I can do most anything
[ANNIE, spoken]
Can you bake a pie?
[FRANK, spoken]
No.
[ANNIE, spoken]
Neither can I.
[FRANK]
Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
[ANNIE]
I can sing anything sweeter than you
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Oh, yes I can
[FRANK]
No, you can't, can't, can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can, can, can
[FRANK, ANNIE]
No, you can't (Yes, I can)
