[Verse 1]
Oh! Neil
I've loved you for so long
I never dreamed
You'd put me in a song

[Verse 2]
I'm Carole
And I live in Tennessee
I never hoped
That you'd remember me

[Verse 3]
Darling, when I saw you at the square dance
My pulse skipped a beat
My heart felt so heavy
Like I had too much to eat

[Verse 4]
Then you took me walkin' in the moonlight
It was, oh, so sublime
I had too much molasses
And your lips stuck to mine

[Bridge, spoken]
Oh! Neil
I'd even give up a month's supply of chewin' tobacky
Just to be known as Mrs. Neil Sedaky
My Grandpappy, he don't like your records
He said if I play them, I will surely die
[Verse 4]
Lookout! I see him comin' with his shotgun!
There's nothing left to do
Oh! Neil
I'll surely die for you

[Outro, spoken]
*pop*
(I told that gal not to play them dad-gum Neil Sedaky records)