[Intro]
(Ringing)
Hello-oh
Hi baby
No I'm just sick and tired of this phone ringing all day long
Everybody calling me with a bunch of problems
My girlfriend done called me
She talking about leaving her old man
He done called me, he upset
Well I damn sure can't blame her for being upset boy
Let me tell you what this idiot did

[Verse 1]
He thought she was going shopping
Most of the day
I guess she got back too soon for him
Cause she saw the car when it pulled away
Whatever that woman been putting on him
Lord it must've been mighty strong
For that fool to have the nerve
To bring some woman into their home
He tried to tell her that she was an evil lady
Who just happened by
And she was selling some new perfume
That she wanted his wife to try
Its (?) pity it was a crime
Lord he'd spend his life in jail
He didn't even have enough common sense
To take the woman to a motel

[Chorus]
So she told him
Put your rags in a brown paper bag
Go on and hit the door
Let the knob hit you in the back Jack
I don't ever wanna see you no more
Ain't no use to looking pitiful
Or trying to explain
A little taste of outside love
Has blown your whole thing
A little taste of outside love
Has blown your whole thing

[Verse 2]
She took him from the worst alley
And tried to show him the light
But you know what?
You can comfort a snake
But he's still gonna bite
He leaned on her weakness
What really turned her on
She shoulda put him out a little bit sooner
But his love must've been too strong
But even a dog'll get tired
If you keep on doing him wrong
He won't even come to you
If you offer him his favorite bone

[Chorus]
So she told him
Put your rags in a brown paper bag
Go on and hit the door
Let the knob hit you in the back Jack
Cause I don't ever wanna see you no more
Ain't no use to looking pitiful
Or trying to explain
A little taste of outside love
Has blown your whole thing
A little taste of outside love
Has blown your whole thing
A taste of outside loving
Has blown his whole thing
The man has blown his whole thing
But what the hell