[Nicholas Andrew Louie as "Dean" and "Sam"]
[Elliott Crossley as "Crowley"]

[Intro: Misha Collins]
Hello, Winchesters?
Yes, of course the serious
You do?
You have?
No kidding
Just eh, just give me the address
Oh of course, they'll be totally discrete!
Thank you
We got one!

[Spoken: "Sam"]
It's a call!

[Verse 1]
(Winchesters!)
If there's something strange
In your motel room
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)
There's a teddy bear
And it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)
[Refrain]
Oh, grab the salt for that ghost
Grab the salt for that ghost

[Verse 2]
If you seeing things
Inside your head
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)
An invisible hound
Slipping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)

[Refrain]
Grab the salt for that ghost
Yeah, grab the salt for that ghost

[Verse 3]
If you're all alone
Pick the phone
And call
(Winchesters!)

[Spoken: Richard Speight, Jr. & Rob Benedict]
Good morning, I'm T. Rickster
Today, the entire central U.S. is alive with talk of incidents of supernatural activity
Alleged ghost sightings and other paranormal occurrences have been reported across the Midwest
Well, everyone has heard ghost stories around the campfire
Ah, heck, I've even told a few stories of my own
But apparently, from eyewitness reports, these guys are actually saving people and hunting things!
[Spoken: Misha Collins]
Is it an ordinary demon or does it have yellow eyes?

[Spoken: "Dean"]
Stand aside, please

[Spoken: Curtis Armstrong]
Hi, you're listening to Angel Radio
The phone in topic today: the Winchester brothers
The controversy builds
More sightings have been reported
Some maintain these so-called professional hunters from Lebanon, Kansas are the cause of it all

[Spoken: "Sam"]
I got it, I got it!
Dean? Dean?

[Spoken: Richard Speight, Jr.]
Still making headlines all across the country, the Winchesters are at it again
This time at Blackwater Ridge
The boys slugged it out with a pretty pesky Wendigo
Then stuck around and enjoyed beers around the campfire with some lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance
This is T. Rickster, for Channel 7 news

[Spoken: "Crowley"]
I ain't afraid of no Squirrel
I hear he likes the pies
I ain't afraid of no Moose
[Spoken: "Dean" & "Sam"]
Sam!
Dean!
Sam!
Dean!

[Verse 4]
Uh, if planes go down
Or there's a freaky clown, baby
You better call
(Winchesters!)
Oww!

[Spoken: "Dean" & "Sam"]
Come in, Sam
Dean, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!
It's right here, Sam
It's looking at me
He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?
I think he can hear you, Sam
Don't move, it won't hurt you
Aaaahhhh!
Dean! Dean! Dean, are you okay?
Son of a bitch, he slimed me!
That's great, actual physical contact
Can you move?

[Bridge]
Let me tell you somethin'
Huntin' makes me feel good
Huntin' makes me feel good
Huntin' makes me feel good
Yeah, huntin' makes me feel good
Oh, huntin' makes me feel good
Oh, carry on my wayward son

[Verse 5]
When Death is at your door
Unless you have a settled score
I think you better call
(Winchesters!)

[Chorus]
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)
I think ya better call
(Winchesters!)
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)
I can't hear you!
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)
Louder!
(Winchesters!)
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)

[Spoken: Jared Padalecki & Jensen Ackles]
Hey! Hillywood!
Get up!
Now, let's go kick some ass

[Chorus]
Who ya gonna call?
(Winchesters!)

[Outro: Misha Collins & Alex Calvert]
Do you believe in Wendigos, vengeful spirits, warding sigils, EMF meters, shapeshifters, demon-possession, telekinetic fairies, werewolves, vampires, Jefferson Starships, or the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
Uhm, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say