I don't want a big fast car or a house up in the hills
Like some great movie star
One thing's for certain as heaven's above
Everything goes up in price including love

I don't want no gold-topped cane or a Frigidaire
To keep the chill on my pink champagne
One thing's for certain as heaven's above
Everything goes up in price including love

I don't want to dine in style
At Sardi's, I'd simply feel outclassed
I don't want to get rich quick
But I don't want to go on
Getting poorer so fast

I don't want no ocean cruise
Or someone to pour my booze
Or shine my alligator shoes
Onе thing's for certain as heaven's abovе
Everything goes up in price including love

I don't want no French valet
Or someone who's kind to me
Because they know I'm gonna pay
One thing's for certain as heaven's above
Everything goes up in price including love