[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like kicking up my bones
So leave the message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything, uh

[Verse 1]
I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah
I'll be lounging on the couch, just chillin' in my Snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle, I'm the freaking man

[Pre-Chorus: Yakko Warner]
Oh-oh, yes, I said it
I said it, I said it, 'cause I can

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like kicking up my bones
So leave the message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh
[Interlude: Yakko Warner]
Here we go!

[Metal breakdown]

[Interlude: Yakko Warner]
Nothing at all!

[Verse 2: Yakko Warner]
Tomorrow, I'll wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream, "Oh, this is great!" (Oh my God, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait
(Hehe)

[Pre-Chorus: Yakko Warner]
Oh-oh, yes I said it
I said it, I said it, 'cause I can

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like kicking up my bones
So leave the message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
[Bridge: Yakko Warner]
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus: Yakko Warner]
Oh, today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like kicking up my bones
So leave the message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

[Outro: Yakko Warner]
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh
Nothing at all
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh
Nothing at all