Tech N9ne
The Melancholy Maze & My World Intro
[Part 1: The Melancholy Maze]

[Interlude: Jamie Minkoff]
You have entered The Melancholy Maze
We hope you find your way

[Part 2: My World Intro]

[Skit]

[Random Guy]
I’m at the bank right now

Whistling Jellysickle

[Bank Teller and Krizz Kaliko]
BT: Sixty, eighty, and one more makes a hundred
KK: All righty, thanks
BT: You have a great day
KK: You too

[Skit: Tech N9ne and Bank Teller]
BT: Next in line, please
T9: Yes
BT: Sir
T9: Yeah I would like to make a withdrawal
BT: Okay. Hey, you’re Aaron Yates, I remember you
T9: Yeah, yeah, that’s me baby, that’s me
BT: So what are you doing now a days?
T9: Uh, I’m a, I’m a rapper, yo- uh Strange Music, you heard of Strange Music
BT: Yeah, Strange Music, where bull shit ain't nothing, I know
T9: Yeah, yeah that’s it. Baby I w-
BT: I remember you being in the lunchroom rapping, and you used to beat on your chest at the same time. I used to love that
T9: Thank you baby, I l-
BT: Would you do it for me?
T9: Nah baby, I’m really trying to get a, I’m trying to, I’m really trying to-
BT: Please
T9: Okay check it, I got something for you, check it out
[Verse: Tech N9ne]
Yo
What up, sit up, get up wit us killas
Enough n***as to crush ya luck and bust ya guts and liver
Hit with the Ruger and now ya livin' off in the river
Watchin' this arsonist while a spark a bit
Of my heart and bark I'ma start the shit (Sir, please)
Welcome to the bottomless pit, animalistic
I know it's hella dark in it
My world (Sir), is not like a regular life
We tote big guns instead of a knife (Hey, you can’t say that in here)
Hella grim night, the devil is in flight
He said a Beretta will get us whatever is in sight
You got a job, I ain't got one
You've got wad, I gotta shotgun
You gotta guard, I got squad
You here to work and I'm here to rob!