鷺巣詩郎 (Shiro Sagisu)
Bar Freestyle 2023
[Intro]
Roll the beat!
Ay, ay
Represent
[Verse 1]
Bitch, I'm back from the dead
Yodelin' G with a bat to your head
31 years since I been on a beat
Still got the flow that'll put you in heat
Uh, uh, runnin' a bar
Plenty of customers come from afar
The coldest of lagers, the ladies they hot
So come watch me rap and yodel on the spot
[Refrain]
(Yodeling)
[Verse 2]
Oh, so ahead of my time
'92 wasn't quite ready for prime
Management told me to take a vacation
Somebody told me their names and locations
So I grabbed mе a bat
Grabbed me a rock and I grabbed mе a gat
Went to their houses and broke all their bones
Executed them and took out some loans
That they'll never get back
Bought a new lederhosen with the strap
Bitch I'm New Yorkian, newly Bavarian
Ladies, they cream when they see what I'm carryin'
[Refrain]
(Yodeling)
[Bridge]
Uh, uh, Yodeling G
Uh, uh, Yodeling Gangster
Uh, uh, Yodeling G
Uh, uh, Yodeling Gangster
[Verse 3]
Ay, and a verse once again
Used up some money, I bought me a pen
Not the penguin from the anime, dumbass
A motherfuckin' federal penitentiary
So I can't go to prison
You motherfuckers should watch who you dissin'
Rope and garrote, watch you hang
Yodeling king like I'm Franzl Lang
And I yodel-a-hee-ee
Then I kill you with a bottle of Fiji
Own my own studio, right in the bar
Can't tell me nothin', bitch, I am a star