There he is, my one and only Senpai
(Say hi to Senpai.)
He's my future boyfriend he just doesn't know it yet
(Sping in on senpai.)
I'll tell him all my feelings
All the thoughts I've been concealing…
But it sounds so unappealing that I sweat... a lot
Every day my favourite subjects Senpai
(A+ in senpai.)
I could sit and study him for HOURS at a time
(Sounds kinda boring.)
His eyes, his hair, his derrière
It's crazy and yet I don't care
And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine
Who's that cute little student there, and why's she touching his arm?
If she puts moves on my Senpai then I'll have to cause her harm
Maybe I should clean up this body or just dump it into the trash
Senpai could never love her because we're such a perfect match!
Everywhere that he goes
I'll be there and he won't know
Am I mad? Maybe so
But I LOVE to sniff his clothes
Then I'll make him agree
He's my blushing boy to be
In the end, all my "friends" will then see
Senpai notice me
Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai
(Don't look at senpai.)
Maybe I should follow her and have a "friendly" chat
(Doesn't sound friendly.)
I promise not to hurt her, just to frame her for a murder
She's a Senpai stealing sultry little brat... I think
Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai
(hurry up Senpai.)
Could it be he's making out with her behind my back
(This could get ugly.)
Let's offer her a shower, then we'll turn off all the power
This should sour things and get us back on track
Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets my cell-phone shoved up their skirt
Talking to my senpai is not an option unless you want to be hurt
Why is everyone a bit uneasy when I pull out this sharp knife?
I am not a killer or psycho, I am senpai's future WIFE!
Is this fate? is this stress?
Is this Yandere duress?
Or obsession?
POSSESSION?
Its anybody's guess
All I know is this schools full of murder making tools
It's uncanny but dandy for me
Senpai drank this drink (lemonade I think)
Senpai ate this fruit (just a bite or two)
Senpai blew his nose (that's a little gross)
Senpai wore this bathing suit
Senpai called this phone (you just took her phone)
Senpai shaved his hair (but it’s NOT FROM THERE)
Senpai left his note (what was that he wrote?)
Senpai wore this underwear
Don't you wave, don't you stare
Don't you act like you don't care
Touch my Senpai I swear
I will MAUL YOU LIKE A BEAR
I'm not weird or a creep
Though I watch my senpai sleep
I'm not lovesick I just want to see...
SENPAI NOTICE ME!