Random Encounters
Assassin’s Creed vs Hitman
[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: EZIO AUDITORE
PLAYER 2: AGENT 47
FIGHT!

[Ezio]
Lived my life the best I could, not knowing it's purpose
My family executed, and my rage had been surfaced
Ten years hunting the men responsible, and I'm close to an end
All that's left is to finish this failed experiment!
Silencio, 47! Do not fall to illusion
The ability to choose what is true is what makes me human!
Not some clone, a slave! Nothing but Ort-Meyer's pet
Such a sellout there's a bar-code tattooed on your head! Machiavellian regime, the ends justify my means
This is a Renaissance of rap, but there's no need to kill the preist!
Victory? Absolution! Sharper than a hidden knife
Thoughts, Niccolo?

[Niccolo Machiavelli]
Kill him, mentor

[Ezio]
Good advice
You don't belong to this world, you are just a mistake
A bigger one than your film, I'd leave you burning at the stake!
Yes I'm Ezio, Auditore! There's never been a grander story
Do not test me, 47! Or at least try not to bore me
[Agent 47]
Names are for friends, so there's no need for introduction
Here's a Revelation: Your life is built on royal corruption!
It'll be a quick death, dump your body in a crate
When I drop rhymes harder than Unity's framerate!
Master of disguise, but there's no need to hide
When you've got the power of five evil masterminds!
I get Blood Money, this is what I do
A Silver Baller on the mic, aiming right at you!
It don't take Instinct to see you shouldn't start a war with me
You avenge your family? The contract's my priority!
I'm a perfect Hitman, you're a glorified crook
I get more entertainment from a history book!
I can take more pain than any human can bear
You want a piece of me? I've got an extra chromosone to spare! You're a Renaissance man? Ha! I'm making you bleed!
Keel over forgotten, that's the Assassin's Creed!

[Desmond Miles]
Desynchronized for now, but I know what I need to do
I don't need Animus to understand I'll beat you!
I am an Assassin! I'm not afraid of my past anymore
And we'll have to go deeper to find the win we're looking for...

[Altaïr]
Name's Altaïr, there's never been an aggressor better
Cut your throat, collect your blood on an eagle feather!
My lineage marks the greatest Brotherhood in history
Nothing is True, except for this Assassin's Creed victory!
[Agent 47]
Sorry to put an end to your endeavor
I won't be intimidated by a bartender behind a projector!
I live in the present, something you should admire!
If you wanna get caught up in the past, then taste my fiberwire!
This game is amusing, but getting older by the minute
We'll see how far it can fly when I clip the wings off this pigeon!
Took a Leap of Faith trying to step up perfection
From now on, the Creed will be a dead man's recollection!

[Outro]
GAME OVER!
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