[Intro: Baldi]
Welcome to my zoo!
Let's see if we can name all the animals!

[Verse 1: Baldi]
This is a lion, it likes to roar!
This is a tiger, it's tail is sore!
This hungry hippo would like some more
And they're all in Baldi's Big Zoo!

[Interlude 1: Baldi & Playtime]
Who wants to try next?
Ooh, me! I want to name some animals!

[Verse 2: Playtime]
This is a cheetah, it likes to run!
This little otter just loves the sun!
This is a lemur, it has a gun
And they're all in Baldi's Big Zoo!

[Interlude 2: AJ & Baldi]
That's it, just name the animals?
That's right! Okay, let's see

[Verse 3: AJ]
This is a parrot and some can talk!
This is a panda eating bamboo stalks!
This is a- *creature roars*
Uhh... What is that?
[Interlude 3: Playtime, AJ, Principal and Baldi]
*laughs* He doesn't know his animals!
What?! Your parents will hear about this one
I know tons of animals! I just don't know THAT animal!
That's an Orangnuropteraptorpus! THAT is a load of--
I get angrier for each animal you don't know!
It's okay... Maybе 1st Prize can help you! Yeah. *chucklеs* I doubt that!

[Verse 4: 1st Prize]
This big bovine is a yak
This wet chicken tends to quack
This sea monster wants a snack...
And I will hug a moose!

[Interlude 4: AJ & Playtime]
Is anyone planning to stop him?
Mr. Baldi! It's a Bully hasn't gone yet!

[Verse 5: It's a Bully]
This is a fish and this is a bird
And this is a tree and this is a turd
And this is a rock-

[Interlude 5: AJ]
Oh, this is absurd!
He doesn't know his animals either!
Which probably won't be useful later in life anyway...
[Verse 6: Principal of the Thing & Playtime]
No punching students in the halls!
No picking noses in the halls!
No taking selfies in the halls!
There's no halls in Baldi's Big Zoo!

[Interlude 6: Baldi & Gotta Sweep]
When will you learn?
*police siren* Wuh-oh! TIME TO SWEEP ON OUTTA HERE!
We can't leave until everyone knows their animals!

[Verse 7: AJ]
This is a tortoise, it has a shell!
This is a tyrranosaurus, as far as I can tell!
This abomination was made in hell!

[Ending: Baldi & Everyone]
Great job!
And they're all in Baldi's Big Zoo!