Coming down the pathways from the mountain!
Clogging every cranny they can find!
Being little jerks and kind of slimy,
And they're stealing countless hours of our time!

Now they're oozing loose around Minutia,
And there's just one way for us to slow them down!
All we need's a little app installed;
The rest is all a snap; it's called
Best Fiends Forever. That is all
It takes to take slugs down!

Are you feeling ready for this showdown?
Maybe if you tell me how to fight.
Slapping slugs is really pretty simple,
Plus your Fiends can help you ovеrcome each plight!

Hold your phone LIKE THIS and bеgin tapping!
Tap the slugs to make them go away!
Use your rapid-fire tapping
To consistently keep slapping—
Okay, quit your endless yapping
And please let me try to play.

Slugs are on our phones and in our faces!
Slugs are on our minds and in our hearts!
Slugs invade my night out with my boyfriend!
Slugs tear our relationship ap- oh, hey! Thanks, honey!
Find yourself new fiends and pick up treasure!
Be the greatest slug slapper around!
Download free Best Fiends Forever!
Yes, they paid us, but whatever!
Cause we're down to take slugs down!