[Verse 1]
Oh boys, do you all see that blond in the back
Standing near the bachelorette?
Yeah, well, I've been coming here for the last couple years
She's about as hot as it gets
Well, she's acting kind of shy but just give her a while
Everything's about to change
No, I can't hear their toast but I know where this goes
It always happens the same

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Yeah, one shot will get her out on the dance floor
One more, she starts to like the taste
And a few rounds later she'll be hanging on some fella
Right up in front of the stage
Another couple drinks, oh, they're headed to his place
Tonight is some guy's lucky day
Oh, now who said whiskey
Was meant to drink a woman away?

[Verse 2]
Oh boys, here she goes, the booze's started flowing
She's beginning to loosen up
Yeah, she and all her friends are headed towards the band
They must've played a songs she loves
Well, she's singing to the music the way them hips are moving
Looks like she's got the feeling right
Well, a slow song is coming, you all
She's looking round for someone
I swear it happens every time
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[Bridge]
And with every sip she takes inhibitions go away
And a good time is all that she sees
Well, excuse me boys, I got to go and say hello
That lady looks thirsty to me

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