[Verse 1]
I need a little Jack in my Coke
I need to get her off my brain
I wanna make my head float
Yeah, tonight I'm a Maker's Mark Twain
I might end up at her front door
I might spend the night in jail
I might end up on the bathroom floor
No tellin' where I go when the ship set sail

[Chorus]
Down the Whiskeysippi River
Ain't no turning back
No mercy on my liver
I don't know where I'll crash
All I know is I'm going South fast
Tomorrow's gonna be a little hazy
'Cause tonight I'm goin' wherever this
Whiskeysippi River takes me

[Verse 2]
I gotta chase theses Blues from the Delta
Only one thing gonna work
Ain't no fruity umbrella drink
Strong enough to drown this hurt
When I get that brown liquor fix
Kickin' in my blood stream
Ain't no barefoot fishin' line raft
It's a two ton heartache pickin' up steam
[Chorus]
Down the Whiskeysippi River
Ain't no turning back
No mercy on my liver
I don't know where I'll crash
All I know is I'm going South fast
Yeah, tomorrow's gonna be a little hazy
'Cause tonight I'm goin' wherever this
Whiskeysippi River takes me

[Bridge]
I put my troubles all behind me
I'm gonna take a little ride on the mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty

[Chorus]
Whiskeysippi River
Ain't no turning back
No mercy on my liver, no
I don't know where I'll crash
All I know is I'm going South fast
Yeah, tomorrow's gonna be a little hazy
'Cause tonight I'm goin' wherever this
Whiskeysippi River takes me

[Outro]
Take me down to the river
See what's around down here
Yeah