[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm
The sickest musician (Ah), the slickest magician
Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
(Woo) While lifting a brick with no slip of permission (Ah)
I'm not the most vicious of villain (Ooh)
I'm nicking it just to make Vanilla thrillin' (Ah)
I'm not into killing but if you were given the gift of intuition (Ooh)
Then keep me within your peripheral vision
'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition
I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide
I'm terrible shy and I don't know why (Aw)
So please, do me the following courtesy
And never look me in the purple eyes
I'm averse to being observed at night
So if you see me, you deserve to die

[Chorus: Dan Bull]
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no!

[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
(Right!) I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door (Huh?)
What, chap, are you asking for more?
Boy, you're jibbering (Ring), jabbering like an old
Man reminiscing of back in the war
I'm naturally massively tall
I should be practising basket-ty ball
But I can't find a ball without corners at all (Duh)
So, I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall
If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me
Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
Grab a map and explore the various biomes, but be aware this is my home
I roam through the night alone hoping to find someone I can bone (Ah)
But I'm out of sight and mind and time like a rotary-dial phone (Ring!)
I don't want to die alone, my type of solo's a xylophone
[Chorus: Dan Bull & Rockit Music]
You don't want to mess with the Enderman
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the Enderman
No, no, no, no, no
Rockit!
You don't want to mess with the Enderman
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the Enderman
No, no, no, no, no (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)

[Bridge: Rockit Music & Dan Bull]
Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide
I'm chasin' after you until you die
Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed
I'm hunting you tonight until you die!
It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse
So easily amused to watch you die
Don't you try to fight, you're lucky you're alive
I have you in my sights (No, no, no, no, woo!)

[Outro: Dan Bull]
Now you see me, now you don't (Woo!)
Shoving a dirt block down your throat (*gags*)
You better not be getting out your boat
I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
Oh no, I'm on a mission to win this staring competition
I'll let you live on just one condition:
If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven
No, no, no, no (No, no!)