[Verse 1]
Who is this? Could it be?
It's Santa!
Hey where are my gifts? (Your gifts?)
No, they're all for me!
What is that behind his back? (Hmm)
Do my eyes deceive me or is that a giant
Sack?

The children's smiling faces, I love this time of year
Without any traces, all your problems disappear
The season's filled with magic, there's glitter everywhere
Hey, what's in the big sack? Don't ask about it

[Chorus]
Hey! What's in there?
It's probably something square
There's something in his giant sack
It's festive everywhere
Could be iron (emeralds), diamonds (emeralds), or a resource pack (quack)
There's people always asking me
What's in my big sack?

[Verse 2]
So where are the gifts for me? (And me? No me!)
Oh I put them all right there, nestled underneath the tree
Look at his magic sack (Ooh)
It's gotten so much bigger, must take so long to unpack
It's magic all around you, here's some Christmas hats
It's Christmas time for all and you're so easy to distract
The season is so joyous, brings a sparkle to your eye
Hey, where are all the children? Don't ask about it
[Chorus]
Hey! What's in there?
It's probably something square (Wait!)
There's something in his giant sack
It's festive everywhere (Hey!)
Could be chocolate (children!), cookies (children), tasty Christmas snacks (no, my children!)
There's people always asking me (Hey!)
What's in my big sack?
Hey! What's in there?
It's probably something square (No!)
There's something moving in his sack
Hey what could be in there? (It's the kids!)
Could be puppies (children), kittens (no), he's a maniac!
There's people always asking me
What's in my big sack?

[Saxophone Solo]

[Chorus]
Hey! What's in there?
It's probably something square
There's something in his giant sack
It's festive everywhere
Could be tinsel, baubles, bring my children back!
There's people always asking me
What's in my big sack?