Gorgeous
Linda
Tell me something I don't know
Vieja
Sucia
Cabrona
Tell me something I don't know

A little off the top
A little on the side
A little bit of news you've
Heard around the barrio!
Tell me something I don't know!

Bueno
You didn't hear this from me!
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!

No me diga!
Ay, no! He'd never go out with
A skank like that!
Please tell me you're joking!

Okay!
Just wanted to see what you'd say!
Tell me something I don't know!
What? I don't care!
Ay, bendito!
So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny
And what do you hear?
I hear plenty
They say he's got quite a big
...Taxi!

No me diga!
Okay! I don't wanna know Where you heard all that!
I don't think I know what you mean...
Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine!

Tell me something I don't know!
Long as he keeps it clean!
Ay dios mio...

Nina, seriously
We knew you'd be the one to make it out!
I'll bet you impressed them all out west
You were always the best, no doubt!

We want front row seats to your graduation
They'll call you name
And we'll scream and shout!

You guys, I dropped out
No me diga?!
I should go
Well, that's a shitty piece of news
That girl never quit anything
What the hell happened?

I don't know...
I don't know
I don't know!
Tell me something I don't know!
Qué sé yo?