Lookin out in the crowd I see a lot of hotties
Tell me which of you will be my mommy?
Don't be shy, come over put it on me
Spark it up and pass it all around me

We got drinks, anything, and food out for the starving
Thank you all for coming to my party
Don't be shy mix it up come and lay it on me
Oh, oh, oh, oooh!

Pick up the phone to solid gold
Making the hits we get the story told
We all got a heavy load
But it won't get us down, no no no no

Everybody got a Dj night
Rocking the chance for all their friends to climb
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?

Hey! What?
Who got a DUI out there?
Yeah
I know you all do cuz'
That's dialling under the influence!
When you come home at night
And you had a little too much to drink
This is one thing
We all guilty!

Sittin' alone in my room at home
Girl come on pick up the phone
Keep the spot next to ya warm
I know I got my own ringtone

I made 'bout a million DUI's
That's how I always win the prize
All the times I get to night
There's a hot little baby by my side
D! Is the dial your fingers dance
Give it to me!
U! Under the spell of romance
Can you let me get
I! Is the dangerous influence
I feel it!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm the lonely man
With a roaming climb

I'm resisting the urge and turning on the telly
Baby don't you have something to tell me?
It's 4 AM my brain has turned to jelly
Come on baby hope you got the semi
How long is this dong girl this cannot be healthy
I'm so wet I have to get my wellies
Whenever you're near you never get this filthy
It's because I'm greeting and your wealthy

Tip on the cotton candy bus
I win a soft tiger just for us
These are the broken promices
That I won't recall when the sun comes up

Everybody got a Dj night
Rocking the chance for all their friends to climb
When it comes to closing time
Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?

I see it!