[Part I]

[Intro: Veruca Salt]
I want a golden goose
Gooses, geeses
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter (It will sweetheart)
At least a hundred a day (Anything you say)
And by the way (What?)

[Verse 1: Veruca Salt]
I want a feast (You ate before you came to the factory)
I want a bean feast (What are those?)
Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts (You can have all those things when you get home)
No, now
I want a ball

[Verse 2: Veruca Salt]
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and give it to me
Now!

[Verse 3: Veruca Salt]
I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now
[Verse 4: Veruca Salt]
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em!

[Verse 5: Veruca Salt]
I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream

[Verse 6: Veruca Salt]
I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes
And sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes

[Outro: Veruca Salt]
And now
Don't care how, I want it now
Don't care how, I want it now

[Part II]
[Intro: Oompa Loompa Cast]
Oompa-loompa-doompety-doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa-loompa-doompety-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

[Verse: Oompa Loompa Cast]
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father

[Outro: Oompa Loompa Cast]
Oompa-loompa-doompety-da
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety-do