[1]
Uh-oh!
How unfortunate,
Uh-oh!
How unfortunate,

I know how much you like to fight,
so I'll add a new problem to your night!

[2]
Uh-oh!
How unfortunate,
Uh-oh!
How unfortunate,

I'm going to do a sneaky thing,
so I'll throw a new contender into the ring!