Grant Kirkhope
DK Rap (Expanded Edition)
[Intro]
He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too!
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
[Verse 2]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong!
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!

[Verse 3]
This Kong is back from hittin' the road
And he's brought with him a new Funky mode!
With his surfboard out, he's a tubular dude
Who can surf over spikes with attitude!
He can hang ten and catch radical air
With this Kong on your side, Kremlings ain't a scare!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!
[Verse 4]
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face!
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you!
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

[Verse 5]
Finally, she's back for more
And just you wait to see what she's got in store!
With her ponytail, she'll fly across the nation!
Her gumball gun can solve a sticky situation!
She can throw her hair just like a whip!
With this Kong in tow, you'll never slip!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
[Verse 6]
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood!
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

[Verse 7]
This Kong is old but he's got new tricks!
He can bounce up and down on his walking stick!
Perhaps he ran the shop with a side of snark
But with his denture gun, his bite is worse than his bark!
He's earned his place as the classic Kong
If you choose this geezer, you can't go wrong!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!

[Verse 8]
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy!
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

[Skit]
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

[Outro]
W-W-W-Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!