[Intro]
Any excuse (ladies and gentleman)
No really, any excuse
100k freestyle (God damn it)
Uh-huh, yeah
So now the Mursday album's right I figure
I figure we can get a break now
Oh no, we ain't doing breaks?
Oh we ain't doing breaks, alright

[Verse]
I know you might have seen me on the Hunger Pains
Touring around the country, keep it bumping Strange
Floring the pedal, munchies in my suffering veins
What can I fucking say?
My name is Benjamin, truth be told, I love the game
Since '99 I've been a threatening train
Spent all this time, so in 3009 you hear my records play
They don't respect the rhyme so I've been bunging
Bouncing on cats who spend their time wondering stupid shit, Cliven Bundy
Oh, I wonder, wonder, wonder why
All of my real Mayday-lians are stuck inside this shuck and jive
They never fear that, I bring these riots
Produced the song for Tech and Kenny that's top 20 and still rising
Live with the politics, but bet it hurts
And if it's tears, I'll disappear in the cheers for years like Mega Hurts
I'm walking 'round arenas and thinking this gon' be us
I'm in the smash and do I have to pen for them to see us?
Shit, they keep telling me to rhyme to Rap God
Well I really would but I feel that beat sucks my dick and balls
Try not to take offence today, this is all opinion based
So why would I care if you truly dig into a different shape?
You see I'm not Donald Sterling
A.K.A. a senile racist motherfucker who is not deserving
Of pennies, nickels or sterlings, extra helpings and servings
And mercy he's not deserving, what is the shit I'm observing
This plan has truly gone goon style
Well at least my whiskey stash is full and there's new episodes of Boondocks
Shit I should run a bit and lift some weights
But I'm so God damn tired, I can't unravel all my dire straights
So I keep killing 'em like the Yellow King
My parents been here for a long, long time, prepare the wedding rings
Me and this game got something going on
The reason I lost so many girlfriends in high school to the love of songs
This is for the love of wrong, in the name of those who're gone
For missing planes to Ukraine and North Korean pawns
And who am I? Just a British yankee chasing grubs
Addicted to the game and fiending for that famous drug
Just broke a 100K on Facebook but it ain't enough
Got an album coming up with Murs, oops shameless plug