Straight Face

[Verse 1]

I've watched you pale in comparison

I've watched you change

Enjoy your endless holiday

You never suited old age



[Verse 2]

Never far from my mind

It's not far on the train

You don't hear from me as much as you should

But no one does



[Chorus]

You never could

Keep a straight face

Back on minimum wage



[Verse 3]

Your office set up in your

Lounge room

You talk like you mean business, but

You never could



[Chorus]

You never could

Keep a straight face

Back on minimum wage