[Verse 1]
I've watched you pale in comparison
I've watched you change
Enjoy your endless holiday
You never suited old age

[Verse 2]
Never far from my mind
It's not far on the train
You don't hear from me as much as you should
But no one does

[Chorus]
You never could
Keep a straight face
Back on minimum wage

[Verse 3]
Your office set up in your
Lounge room
You talk like you mean business, but
You never could

[Chorus]
You never could
Keep a straight face
Back on minimum wage