[Verse 1]
Sittin' on my front step
I think that I should go inside
Your mum is comin' home soon
Should probably find a place to hide
She said to be a good boy
I thought that I should go inside
When Alice wanted my company
I thought that I could be so kind

[Chorus]
But when Alice took her clothes off
I said that I should be so kind
Shakin' like a leaf when
I said it was my first time

[Verse 2]
Such a pretty girl
When she smiled, I think I could have cried
I'm a country kid
With no style and an old pushbike
Keepin' out of trouble, diggin' holes
See what I can find
Hangin' with my brother
Reachin' puberty, a big surprise

[Chorus]
But when Alice took her clothes off
I said that I should be so kind
Shakin' like a leaf when
I said it was my first time

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
But when Alice took her clothes off
I said that I should be so kind
Shakin' like a leaf when
I said it was my first time