Unkle Adams
The Crown and the Sceptre
[Intro: Castle Guard Unk, King Adam]
Your majesty!
The common folk are gathering around the castle!
It would appear that they are attempting to overthrow the kingdom!
Let them come!
I'm comin' for ya
I'm comin' for ya
I'm comin' for ya

[Chorus]
I'm coming for the crown and the sceptre, the robe and the throne
The castle, the kingdom, and everything you own
I've been waitin' for this moment, out with the old
And in with the new, go and let the people know
I'm coming for the crown and the sceptre, the robe and the throne
The castle, the kingdom, and everything you own
I've been waitin' for this moment, out with the old
And in with the new, go and let the people know

[Verse]
Stop it, I'm coming for you runnin' up the drawbridge
Right around your sceptre That is where my palm fits (gimme that!)
We're about to find out who will reign the longest
Regardless, this is gonna end up in a conquest
You've been reigning too long, time for you to move on
Here is the solution, you and all your crew gone
It's a revolution, overthrow the kingdom
Go and let it sink in, meet the newest kingpin
Me and all my peeps been waiting for this moment
I'm about to hold this crown which is golden
Every single hand unanimous in this notion
I mix things up like elixirs and potions
[Chorus]
I'm coming for the crown and the sceptre, the robe and the throne
The castle, the kingdom, and everything you own
I've been waitin' for this moment, out with the old
And in with the new, go and let the people know
I'm coming for the crown and the sceptre, the robe and the throne
The castle, the kingdom, and everything you own
I've been waitin' for this moment, out with the old
And in with the new, go and let the people know

[Verse 2]
I'm a king, not a jester, bring me my sceptre
I speak with a tongue that can tingle receptors
And brains, I never came for rings or a necklace
I came to stack fans up higher than Tetris
You guessed it, my team doesn't care about the guestlist
Exit, we're coming quick enough to make your head spin
You're boring me, historically I want my named etched in
Every single timeline, that is what my quest is
Destined for the throne since I was a freshman
Success is all my thirst can be quenched with
Restless, hungry, and borderline desperate
Invested with every blood vessel uncontested

[Chorus]
I'm coming for the crown and the sceptre, the robe and the throne
The castle, the kingdom, and everything you own
I've been waitin' for this moment, out with the old
And in with the new, go and let the people know
I'm coming for the crown and the sceptre, the robe and the throne
The castle, the kingdom, and everything you own
I've been waitin' for this moment, out with the old
And in with the new, go and let the people know
[Verse 3]
I'm capping your salary, yes, me and my cavalry
Are back for your allergies, now, check my analogy, pal
I'm taking the crown and the jewels in it
To melt it down and pass it 'round like you fools didn't
Look, this isn't unfair, this is truth be told
I want my records to get pressed and dipped in gold
Shine 'em up, put 'em all on the wall display
Those who know me know I'm going all the way
So come with me, I'm heading to victory
There is no surrender, there is no retreat
This mission will be embedded in history
And anybody who doubts can come and kiss my feet

[Outro]
I like it here, I think I'm gonna stay a while
Do some renovations, some upgrades
Yeah, that sounds nice