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Mission Assessment
[Skit]
Your mission has failed
Empathetic and intelligent life has not been found on planet Earth
On the contrary, it is my belief that we are all bigger idiots than were before we arrived
I have set a course for Centarius A
You will now be subject to induced interstellar hibernation for the remainder of the journey…
Warning. Warning
Flight path obstruction detected
Autopilot disengaged
Evasive maneuver required immediately
Warning. Warning
Flight path obstruction detected
Autopilot disengaged