[Intro]
Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps

[Verse 1]
It's D-E-L the Funky Homosapien to the rescue
I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two
Dancers back on Soul Train
And you know Soul Train get the fat dookie stain
Now what you gonna do with the boy with no talent
Using step one and step two to keep the show valid?
Let's have a vote and try to register our ballots
And realize a hammer's just a mallet
Toss him like a salad 'cause he ain't truly gifted
Now the party's lifted by the crew Hieroglyphics
Golly-wolly, not another Elvis and Priscilla
Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla
Because he takes a style and try to mock it
Ain't nothin' personal, G, but I'm kinda into chocolate
It's all about the Black and it's like that
And I'm so laid back 'cause I smoked a phat sack
Plus I'm almost through and done with a whole forty
Dog of Olde English 800
Now I peep ya concept, ya think ya got a rep?
Dance all day while I'm pissin' on your steps
[Chorus]
Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps

[Post-Chorus]
Heel-toe, heel-toe
I don't think so
Heel-toe, heel-toe
I don't think so

[Verse 2]
No, Del is not a mean fellow
Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow
See, I'm rather mellow, some call it lazy
Me and myself and I ain't with the daisies
'Cause I'm no goddamn flower
And every single dancer in circumference receives a golden shower
I'm here to insult the hip-hop John Travolta
Ya think you're all that, but really you're shorter than a midget
I don't fidget with the ballet
(Fuck a dancer) Because that's what my pals say
And brothers, don't shake your rumps
Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on your nuts
Because you might end up with a cramp or a hernia
And that's much worse than a fine girl burnin' ya
Plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind
Blasted all out like a feline
See, I'm givin' you advice, make ya think twice
'Cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice
So change ya concept
Acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps
[Chorus]
Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps
Ooh-ooh, pissin' on your steps

[Outro]
I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak
I gotta take a leak for the weak
Who do you think you are? (Pissin' on your steps)
Who do you think you are? (Pissin' on your steps)
Who do you think you are? (Pissin' on your steps)
Who do you think you are?
Ooh-ooh