[Verse 1]
My eyelashes are seven feet long, people stop, they stop and stare
They wanna know if I got 'em glued on but I woke up and they were there
I was born with makeup on, mani-pedi and everything
Normal babies whine and cry but I could only sing

[Pre-Chorus]
You don't even know what to do with me
I came from your cotton candy dreams, oh

[Chorus]
I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me
Not everyone was born this perfect
But it's just my burden to bear
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me

[Verse 2]
Say my name three times and I will grant your every wish
Think of me before you sleep and taste my angel's kiss
One day my face will be on a million dollar bill
Being flawless every day, well, that's my only skill

[Pre-Chorus]
You don't even know what to do with me
I came from your cotton candy dreams, oh
[Chorus]
I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me
Not everyone was born this perfect
But it's just my burden to bear
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me

[Bridge]
They say "Maybe she was born with it"
They say "How could she be so legit?"
They say "Maybe she was born with it"
Well, it's true, I was

[Chorus]
I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me
Not everyone was born this perfect
But it's just my burden to bear
I'm bleach blonde, baby, that's how God made me